Today I shall organise a nice entry for all of you. Nice as in not the aesthetic but the content of my entry. You all might have read this from the net. But haha.. My beloved HY sent it to me today during work and it was quite a nice little break.
A STORE THT SELLS NEW HUSBANDS
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Sorry but I think I have to disagree with the line in green. It should be: "This floor exists solely as proof that such men merely do not exist."
Today is my day 2 in the new department and I am already lovin' it. It doesnt matter that I have to work for more than 12 hours. The environment was truly condusive. I Love my boss. Nope, bosses. Haha... It's a nice surprise to receive these nice little msges while im hard at work and thank god my bosses are funny and their sense of humor do make things a lot easier.
No doubt, Im a company slave. But I truly enjoy doing what I am doing now. I feel that I am advancing, it doesnt matter the speed of my advancement. At least for now, things are within my control.
I have confirmed that I am a true-blue workaholic.
I am enjoying my work so much that I seriously dun mind staying back, I dun mind the long hours, I simply just enjoy what I am doing.
Certainly I am a lot happier than the week before when my stress brought along with it the very bad gastric.
I feel really blessed.
A big thank you to all the wonderful friends who always keep me company via msn. Haha.. I even have like regular friends who will talk to me at specific times.
Maybe cos I think I have been through one of the worst times, I survived. Gladly.
Cant wait for saturday.
Weee..........
No comments:
Post a Comment